Probiotic = bacteria. Anti-microbial = kills bacteria. What the fuck is a probiotic anti-
microbial?

Sorry guys, but your tastes are all… out of touch.

Out of Touch > Private Eyes > *

Steve Hyden's beard once had sex with Sean O'Neal's beard's wife while Sean O'Neal's beard watched.

Here's a philosophical question: can porn films be Dogme 95 if the guys bring their boners onto the film set?

Look at it this way — why the fuck would some Taiwanese media company be interested in Louis C.K.? He hasn't done any mainstream media press about this sale. Everything has just been through Twitter, which filtered down to comedy and pop culture publications. Why would NMA be following that?

I think they have at least one American comedy writer working on their staff, because their videos always have a take that's a little too knowing. I forget which publication first voiced this theory; Splitsider theory?

I hope it's six minutes of Christopher Nolan counting money in a bat costume.

Dre's been a bitch ever since he's been able to provide his family with groceries.

This is true of every other Cormac McCarthy book too. That man is a treasure.

ZODIAC.AVCLUB.COM?! A PEEK BEHIND THE CURTAIN!

HDB, I agree — the triumvirate of Jumper, How's It Gonna Be, and Semi-Charmed Life (possibly the best pop song to come out of the 90s) got me through some tough times as a kid.

Seriously though — seeing as most people on this site have never managed to get through one of their terrible songs, do you ever wonder what it'd be like if you heard these assholes when you were too young to know better?

Given Ridley Scott's recent output, I'd rather hoped it'd be a Scott-less sequel.

Not to mention the fact that Born This Way — which _is_ for people who torrent music — was practically given away on release.

Playboy, then jail? Someone's in for an awkward conversation with grandma at Thanksgiving dinner.

I'm using "approve" with all the blind optimism I can muster.

I approve of this as long as they get rid of the fucking time travel.

Harry turns out to be a wizard.

Somehow, I don't think the future of watching movies is going to be jumpstarted by the movie studio that green-lit Johnny English Reborn.