It takes something like four hours to read; I think you can do it.

I support Kumail Nanjiani getting a special.

GUYS, SOMEONE JUST DIED! HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALLOUS TO TALK ABOUT DEATH LIKE THAT?

It'd be more interesting if a man demonstrates where they go…

And of course by "cast" commentaries, I mean "cast and crew."

I'd rather they keep the DVD in the oven longer so we can get decent cast commentaries. As I recall, the DVD for the first season of Friday Night Lights came out super-early, without any special features at all, because NBC wanted more people to watch the show.

Did you not read the writer list? George Meyer and Conan O'Brien! How could this not work? The last project they shared a credit on was the fifth season of the Simpsons!

I'd add Spencer Pratt but I don't think he has a cock. Except sometimes, in his mouth.

I'm in the Liquid Swords camp, but OB4CL is easier to get into. But I would say Fishscale is _easiest_ to get into. Even 36 Chambers is a little dark.

GREAT IDEA
This is awesome, since everyone I know has a Keyboard Cat CD and several movies starring Numa Numa Boy. Because number of views correlates directly with number of sales.

I'm surprised that he looks so much like Judd Apatow. I expected an extremely skinny, tall, long-haired hipsterish type.

If you click "Close" on these, you go to a page where you can hear an awesome live track of "Disintegration," which is probably my favorite Cure track. And one of the few that can kick you in the ass, in a weird Cure sort of way.

Rabin certainly has a Semi-Charmed Life.

I can't take credit for this idea — some other poster on AV Club suggested it — but I'd like an aged Batman akin to Dark Knight Returns. It's exceptionally difficult to follow the Joker, and especially Heath Ledger's Joker, and I feel like flashing forward forty years circumvents that issue and makes the third movie…

He's probably out on an island, bombing MCs all day.

Apparently, only male directors want him out. Maybe because he has a sweet rack.

Judging by his music, I bet these books will also be twee, and the plots will go nowhere.

I think he meant "rap singing."

I wonder whether GZA's style will still be mad murderous.

Courtney Love.