I attribute the album's success solely to the fetching young lady on the cover.

What happens when they do a parody remake of another porno? Or is there a gentleman's agreement in the adult industry to not pilfer their own pockets?

And they played "Black or White" while he did it.

Knocking Conan — or really, any host — for a single monologue joke is specious. Late night is a volume business, and the writing staff have to come up with 15-20 good jokes a night. This translates to about 50-100 jokes, good or bad, in addition to sketches and props. It's slightly easier for TDS and CR to do, since…

I think the firestarter's main point is that FFC has been nowhere near as consistent as other greats. Compared to Kubrick, Scorcese, Altman, and (why not) Spielberg's best, Coppola's great work is confined to a few years in a decade.

I heard that in the episode he guest-stars in, Ricky Gervais will get on a motorcycle and try to leap a pool of sharks.

Na na na na no.

I read the title thinking it was a Lifetime television movie about a man who gets a sex changes.

I just read Rabin's article, and it made me think: does anyone else want to stick Paul Shaffer with a rusty knife? I find his sycophantic banter much more grating than Kevin Eubank's.

Well, where were all these viewers before, when Conan needed it?

RAAAAAAAANDY

On the bright side, George Lopez was one of the first people to hear that the head of the kidney consortium could be gotten to.

Has anyone listened to a Simpsons' recent season's commentaries? Do they acknowledge at all that the writing has gone pear-shaped?

Cauda, you _might_ not like it then, although it's hard to say what you don't like about old-timeyness.

Leno is such a smug dick. Conan would never threaten to jump networks on his fucking show. I hope Leno gets blasted down to daytime television.

@OhNoNotAgain If I had been drinking milk when I read your comment, that milk would be all over my desk. Well done.

@Sy — I literally finished my second run-through of JS&MR yesterday. Fucking awesome book, and much better written than Magicians. But reading it's like running a marathon.

I second Magicians. That book was fun as hell.

Hobbit ends with an entire town fighting a dragon so I'm pretty sure it'll own.

Not to mention that his full moniker is "Soulja Boy Tell 'Em." You know, a sentence kinda.