All three of Todd Barry's albums are awesome.

I talked to the lady at my hotel the other night. She gave me her number — it's zero!

I love Louis CK, and Shameless probably should have also been on this list.

Life Aquatic was unerwhelming. All of Wes Anderson's mannerisms without any character development or compelling story.

I'd rather watch Roland Emmerich's digitally-rendered middle finger than watch 2012.

I think YourName is just reacting to the fact that an animation category is ridiculous, just as having separate comedy and drama categories is ridiculous. "Up" will probably be a head better than any of the other Oscar-baiting dreck to be nominated for Best Picture this year. It tells a story like any other film; it…

I find this list extremely agreeable. My personal list would have Chappelle's Show and Conan, but those are just personal tastes. Job well done.

"Never Played" is good, but "Its Hard to Walk Tall When You're Small" is fucking awesome. For a long time, I thought it was on "You Are The Quarry" proper.

Well now I need to know if it's a threat TO or a threat OF.

Wayans brothers? Th- there's more of them?

Chappelle's Show had some misses, but I'd say that if you tuned into a random part of the show, you'd have a 75% chance of laughing your ass off.

That list would have to be sixty shows deep to warrant Aliens in America's inclusion on this list.

Uh, are you fucking kidding me? Sons and Daughters? ALIENS IN AMERICA?! Did you watch these shows before you slopped them into the list?

I think Leon should have told Larry that neck brace meant car accident or cunnilingus. It would have been funnier than Jeff inserting it during his acting pep talk. They could have shaved off a scene from the women's underwear subplot, which was just a lot of Suzie scowling suspiciously.

Banter!

Where is Zodiac, by the way? You'd think he'd have ejaculated all over this article already.

Maybe 30 Rock should give The Hoff a guest spot. They certainly wouldn't be ashamed of it.

You guys do realize that Happy Gilmore contains the words "The price is wrong, bitch"?

Yeah, this is a great column.

Fuck Los Compesinos and Any! Band! Annoying! Enough! To! Write! A! Song! Called! You! Me! Dancing!