[Editor's note: The mystery second cheese claims to be Swiss.]

…that's the sound of no one giving a shit about Project Runway.

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Especially those magic microwaves which don't require electricity.

Well, why does a crackhead have an oven, which requires either electricity or a gas line, versus a microwave which is much more easily ganked?

You guys are missing the most important question, which is: are there bewbies?

I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, and now I have a bit of a mess on my hands.

EIDan, you win.

Just find a way to get Buc Nasty and Silky Johnson on here and we'll be set!

I think I'd prefer ZMF TV with special guest appearances by AV Club.

What does that even mean?

Maybe you're a replicant and they implanted a memory of you thinking it funny.

I know it's hip to hate Cars if you're above 10, but you guys don't seem to get that the movie MADE GANGBUSTERS in ancillary merchandise.

I heard Ted Danson is "anonymous."

I'd say that The Simpsons are the Rolling Stones. People seem to forget how goddamn influential the show was, but nowadays it's an old fart.

I logged in to ask the same question. Amazon is as cryptic as this review.

I've never seen Gilmore Girls, so Alexis Bledel can go to hel.

50 dicks in his ass like the tail of a peacock!

ZMF is like a Kenny Powers who went to college.

I read this writeup expecting to snicker throughout the entire thing, but it just makes me feel bad for the Twilight fans who paid for that obvious money grab.