@MrCheatachu: His shenanigans are cruel and tragic. Which makes them...not really shenanigans at all.

@Dish: Looking at it pictured...I'm not.

@diasdiem: To this non-firefighter, it looks nothing like a real fire. It looks like a projection of fire.

@phoghat: One at work, one in your pocket, one at home, etc etc

@philaDLJ: 29.01 trillion kWh| 28.64 trillion kWh

@styfle: That was explicitly stated as a one year only deal.

@Samuel B. Elliott: Gardasil has been linked to some pretty nasty problems, actually.

@Stem_Sell: My god you've been doing good work around here lately.

@TheMightyTexMex: It wasn't about me. My men and I were fighting to save the very essence of the Gizmodo comment section. Many brave commenters were lost in that war, and we've lost more since the Unforgivable Betrayal the morning the current comment system erupted from the very depths of hell itself.

@TheMightyTexMex: Yes. Yes I DO remember that guy. He was a traitor to the Gawkerites during the Great Facebook Wars of 2008 and 2009. Banishment was too good for him. He should have been hanged, drawn, and quartered.

@Willard Fillmore: I think that's how to improve driving to a degree. Run Red Asphalt during commercial breaks with warnings about texting, speeding, etc.

Another vote for a Best Of Joel article.

@Mikestan: I came here looking for it.

@Thus Spake Zarathustra: Climate, my friend. DC-NYC stretch I'm not sure about, but I know when we get a decent snow down South, it takes a few days to get everything cleaned up. We have the gear to handle it, but it doesn't happen often enough that we can clean up large amounts of road in a matter of hours. It…

@Freelancer λ 1-1: I missed the peak days of it, but I tooled around with a clan on a pretty good server shortly before the master server list went offline. It was fun when people got into it, so you'd have the pirate clans cruising about, typically lurking in the electrical storms, the trading clans making long…

@Freelancer λ 1-1: I mostly did multiplayer, and the Eagle was a bit more nimble, which was good when you wanted to get on the 6 of someone in a dogfight.

@negitoro: Because your life doesn't depend on the phone? GESD is probably spot on with that panel he put up. It was probably the entire system had 30 controls, and there were one or two presses needed to initiate any of the emergency functions.

@Daveinva: Well said.

@negitoro: Oh, the sweatshops. I love that argument because it's projecting American costs of living onto other countries. The sweatshops are good things. They bring work for the people. The only alternative they have in most cases is backbreaking and dangerous work on farms for less pay than the factories give…

@Lite: an adventurer is me!: According to the manuals, the activation controls for the emergency shutdown and fire safety systems were a 30 button game of Simon.