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Con Seannery: SAVE PONIES!
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Pfft, water conservation. I get that there's water shortages some places (hell, even around here in the summer, almost had the city run out two years ago or so), but if I'm in a time and place with plenty of water, why should I hassle myself with conserving it?

@ep3232: They had A LOT of trouble with Saddam. Took years to find him. Honestly, we got lucky.

@AllOfUsAreLost.: No, no, no. Hipsters start with the simplest form of bike, one which is ill-suited to any non-track use but as it DOES function, I'll leave that alone. They then add all manner of crap to make it nigh-unrideable, thus turning a bike into a disgusting abomination of mismatched parts and

@MaddoxLupus: If they'd never been contacted, they wouldn't know of a white man.

@Zerø: I...I'm not sure we COULD make a bridge for those loads. That's a seaside mountain pass, very high winds. The struts seem very long and thin, and they're un-braced.

@rebeldevil: And then you have the load of piping in water for the greenhouses, the issue of constantly uneven loading, corrosion due to the persistent moisture under the greenhouses, large flat spaces filled in for no reason I can fathom...

@Msj2705: I'd imagine the covering that served as the road deck would get scratched to hell pretty quickly.

@Doppelmayer: That man killed two birds WITH HIS BARE HANDS!

@Dinges: Plus the needless inclusion of those flat, solid spaces turned straight into the wind with huge area.

@Norbs: I see what your point is, but the market research clearly indicates that there's a measurable gain by using this information. It also lets them get people from the populations that most use the products (or, that don't) and get input for new features in more relevant ways.

@Norbs: That's exactly the point to it. They use it to know what markets they're successful in, where they have a good brand name going, and what to change or keep in future products.

@Norbs: Why would we outlaw them? It's demographic information, we're not trying to segregate the app market.

@newtype: North Carolina, it's a little cool out, hardly even jacket weather.

@Schalliol: Or if you pack a firearm. Then you must use a hard-sided suitcase with a sturdy lock only you have they keys to, and it can only be opened in your presence. Starter pistols work for this, too.

@SparklyJesus: Oh. Then you've suffered enough in life, no need for any other afflictions.

@sudo rm -rf /: There's still spam? I never see any of it.