@smartminion: Actually, it's a knife hidden inside one. It's a neat little trick for the first time someone sees it.

@theninjasquad: I was called to take out a few hard drives for good. I took the magnets for my personal use.

@jeremy_mccurdy: Wonderful work, sir! Wonderful!

@AmphetamineCrown: I can still use the drawer just fine, I just put the things I need to have at hand on it. I had spare magnets, things I want at hand, and open space. Put it together, boom. Cleared desk surface.

@Psychophan7: Nevermind. Just...sigh.

@fiman16: The reference, sir. You missed it.

@PickledEgg: Gold isn't magnetic!

That's...actually pretty ingenious.

@saif32: When does it get to 100 degrees inside?

@Duane: Piece by piece?

So...is this how we can avoid getting disemvoweled?

@Dr.Jeckyl: It's a shame the parentheses in links gets borked by the site here...

@Cordfucious is tired of Media induced porcine panic: It does have one or tow things going for it. The deaths, baby notwithstanding, were in 20-50 year old people with strong immune systems, a la 1918 Spanish flu. It makes the immune system overreact and turns the problem autoimmune. Also, it's a new strain with no…

@madog: Marshmallows or ability to sit down...hmm...

@Greyh0und: I'll line up in front of Best Buy for it...or just get it off Newegg, but, you know.

@MasterOfNone: Perhaps the bowl had one marshmallow?

@Jon Zander: I notice the ones who waited distracted themselves, seems to have worked.

@jslizzle: Not to mention the hot chocolate would get cold after 20 minutes.

@urbanturban666: The milk is glue.

@neal whitehouse piper: Fortunately, carbon footprints don't matter, so, carry on with your printer-counters.