con-seannery--save-ponies--old
Con Seannery: SAVE PONIES!
con-seannery--save-ponies--old

@CoolHwhip: Meet you by Johnny T-Shirt?

@Samuel B Sandoval: One, please never talk like that again, you sound like a damned fool. Two, "You can...add your own flavors." Just go back to Facebook, man...

@Paul Seymour: Then you get two knees in the back and I sit there waiting for you to hit that button so I can ram that seat forward. Enjoy your straight seatback, jackass. Had you settled for less, you could have reclined a bit. If you never push that button again, you will have the most uncomfortable flight of

@HeChose....Poorly: Your reclining space ends where my knees say it does. I'll let you go back UNTIL my knees. If you try for more, it's on.

@jonadair: Reclining was for before they jammed the extra 15 rows in.

@JemimaSheep: Yes. If I can't get a book into that space and you can't willingly sit up just a hair to let me do so, you get what's coming.

@screaminscott: You're a real McAsshole, you know that? I shouldn't get on a plane because the plane isn't designed to accommodate my legs, right, buddy. Let me take a hacksaw to 'em, they can put those back on at my destination. If you get on a plane KNOWING your back isn't thinned out at the top to let you be

@stevenstevo: I recline up until it causes my seat and your legs to conflict. If you ask me to sit up, alright, I will.

@Yossarian: I'll recline into the extra space the person behind has. 1" of space, .8" of recline. 4" of space, 3.8" of recline.

@DarlenePlatypus: When you jam an awkward carry-on under there because some jackass wanted to take all of his luggage into the cabin, he makes you force my hand.

@Leah Daziens: Now THAT would suck. 7'+ and in coach. I'm not sure how that works...knees meet your own spine?

@TimotheaNarea: Exactly. So, don't recline into my legs. You said it yourself.

@atomoverride: When they ask me to move my legs, I ask them to accept half the recline. If they decline to do so, when they try to claim that full recline, I ram the seat upright and hold.

@Dr.Mario: Amen. I'll let people recline into my space up until my knees are compressed. You get half of your recline. If you want more, let's play hardball. Wait until you try to move that seat, until you leave that seat. You will learn to fear the knee to the back.

@rogowar: You wouldn't break the bottle, but you WOULD collapse it and then release the button and lock the seat in full recline out of spite.

@Ajh: And listening to that complete works of Tom Clancy on tape set you bought.

@veronykah: "I'm 5'11"" This is why you don't understand.

@Insomnic: Cup of coke with high center of gravity + half can of coke + light colored pants + jackass reclining = 2 unhappy passengers.