@ZakiaFonzie: And a few Franklin Fun Tickets up the poop chute, right?

@AnastasiaClio: Don't forget to change shoes before you leave them in the alleyway!

@Bob Higgins: But looking like you might have your own firearm on you at any given time does.

@fosphen: In a condom and up your ass?

@baest: But, do you go both ways? LIKE 13?

Just remember, humans CANNOT multitask, neither can computers. They just switch between tasks. And every switch you make incurs a switching cost, losing productivity.

@MCWHAMMER: It doesn't surprise me that UNC-TV would pick that up...wait, yes it does. Last time I watched that was over a decade ago, I didn't think they had ANYTHING worthwhile.

My buddies. And that is rare because I'm good enough to fix most problems.

@TITECH: OH GOD! THE BLINK TAG!

Axe instead of Ask

@llmars: Good ones, dawg.

@carpe-dm: And "nipped in the bud" is pretty tired, now.

@JayCor: The Super Bowl is in February now, but irregardless, ending a sentence with a preposition doesn't bother me, I don't see why people get mad at that.

@OdellAngelfish: Another one of those "LOOK AT ME I'M ALL SMART AND STUFF!" things.

@HarmonicStyle: I was watching Two and a Half Men, and "get your panties in a bunch" was analyzed by Berta in a very thorough manner.

@charlie 13: Though the term isn't quite right, and some things have a learning wall while others have a learning plane or a learning scatter plot, it is a useful term. Unlike "irregardless"

@concordia: You should have sat on your ass all day and not worked because you had until the close of business.

@VidorKlimchuck: It has a place when used spar...BAH, it's worthless, because it says you usually do lie.

@Glyph54: They're the ones with the low tech solutions on the fringe of society.

@WomanWithManyHats: No, there's a new Google product out, gThink, share is on by default.