I said the same thing in October. Both Elop and Harrison are bad for Microsoft.

Maybe you every post should have a warning... "In this post there is a botched robbery in China. If China, Robbery, Meat Cleaver, or Women laughing at you are triggers. Please avoid.

With all of Square Enix's recent franchise reboots: Tomb Raider, Deus Ex, Hitman... It's looked like they have done nothing but hit it out of the park every time. Making the partnership with Eidos look like a very and good decision. To hear how disappointing this game is from multiple sources is indeed a surprise...

Love her mo-cap performances.

Last of Us 2: The Last of Them

So anyone else think this is a sign of a possible Kinect-less Xbox One Fuck You Sony Bundle?

It's not. I'm poking fun at it. Loving the game.

As not an investor, Bing needs to go. I don't know anyone who uses it. Except Robocop in China. (Yes Bing is in Robocop 2014)

Well crap how am I to make money then!

Right now the big news story online but not on Kotaku, is Forbes believes Microsoft should hand off Xbox One to Nintendo. While yes, even I laughed at that... The point is, me, you and every other gamer thinks that's dumb... But Forbes is a magazine for investors, and financial investment.

This explains a lot...

"You are looking at the Xbox One version, there are other platforms it's available for download."

My only hope is that this game is the Rez of FPS.

"4. The Creators Origins

As a fan of the series. I'm saying No.

You know. While I was playing DmC the dubstep was awesome... so then I thought... "Wow the soundtrack is awesome!" so then I went to iTunes, listened to the sample tracks of boss fights I remembered and said "I was listening to that? This doesn't sound the same..."

Anyone else looking at this and thinking this is kinda sad? I mean I know the music game genre is dead, I get that. But I feel like during development of a new game, when someone asked "Well what sells now." the number one choice was FPS. So they are good at music games, and decide to make a FPS?

Most appropriate comment.

"You don't need eyes to see where we are going."

This list of five comes up often enough we should just say "Not Wii U".