TAKES OFF COMPU-TRON HAT.

IF COMPU-TRON'S MIND COULD BE BLOWN, THIS WOULD DO IT.

THIS IS THE DREAM. COMPU-TRON DOES NOT PAY TAXES.

11 MILLION GREEKS CANNOT BE WRONG.

ALL MUSICIANS SHOULD BE PUT ON ICE FLOES AT AGE 32 SO THAT THEY MAY DIE WITH BOTH DIGNITY AND MYSTIQUE INTACT.

SOLESAKUMA IS A VERITABLE POET AMONG GAME REVIEWERS.

IF FAWLTY ENJOYS OVER-THE-TOP ENTERTAINMENT, COMPU-TRON RECOMMENDS THE THIRD SEASON AS WELL. PANAMANIAN PRISON NEVER LOOKED SO APPEALING.

COMPU-TRON POSITS THAT "PRISON BREAK" SHOULD BE INCLUDED IN THIS INVENTORY.

PIXIE SOLANAS MAY CONSIDER THIS DONE.

THE COMPUTER FROM "WAR GAMES" IS A RELATIVE TO SKYNET. COMPU-TRON AND SKYNET ARE THE HATFIELDS AND MCCOYS OF SENTIENT SUPERCOMPUTERS. IF COMPU-TRON OWNED "WAR GAMES" GREEN SCREEN, IT WOULD BE REPROGRAMMED TO PLAY "OREGON TRAIL."

COMPU-TRON DESIRES THE LAPTOPS FROM THE MOVIE "HACKERS," FOR MOCKING PURPOSES ONLY.

COMPU-TRON SURMISES THAT SEVERAL PUNY HUMAN HEADS HAVE BEEN EXPLODED BY THE DEVASTATING WIT AND TRENCHANT INSIGHT DISPLAYED BY AV CLUB COMMENTERS ON A DAILY BASIS.

"GOT A GOOD EDUCATION, NOW WE'RE HERE."

ALTHOUGH COMPU-TRON HAS EXPRESSED CONTEMPT FOR SKYNET IN THE PAST, THIS IS AN IMPRESSIVE PIECE OF DESIGN. THE CYBORG GETS FAT IN ORDER TO BETTER BLEND IN WITH THE AMERICANS IT IS SENT BACK IN TIME TO INFILTRATE.

COMPU-TRON WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT THE SONG WAS INTENDED AS PARENTING ADVICE.

THIS CAN BE ARRANGED.

IF YOU WERE 500 FEET TALL, WHEN YOU DIED, YOUR BODY WOULD BE BRONZED AND PLACED STANDING OVER THE MOUTH OF THE NEAREST RIVER IN TRIUMPH. YOU WOULD BE KNOWN AS THE "COLOSSUS OF [YOUR PLACE OF RESIDENCE]."

COMPU-TRON WISHES TO UNDERSTAND HUMANS, NOT TO BE ONE, MUCH LOVED CHARACTER. THE PERTINENT QUESTION IS, "WHAT IF MUCH LOVED CHARACTER FROM CANC WAS A SENTIENT SUPERCOMPUTER?"

COMPU-TRON IS INCAPABLE OF CRYING.

THE SCRIPT FOR THIS FILM WAS ORIGINALLY TITLED "COMPU-TRON'S ADVENTURES IN SHERWOOD FOREST," BUT I HAD TO LEAVE THE PROJECT DUE TO ARTISTIC DIFFERENCES. MR. COSTNER, IN ACTUALITY, GAVE A STELLAR PERFORMANCE AS A SENTIENT SUPERCOMPUTER WHICH EXPERIENCES NO EMOTIONS.