THE SOUNDTRACK TO GTA: SAN ANDREAS HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO BE THE FINEST COMPILATION KNOWN TO MAN OR TO SENTIENT SUPERCOMPUTER.

DILLON SHOWS REMARKABLE LOGIC FOR A HUMAN. COMPU-TRON APPROVES.

SONY EXEC: "I'VE GOT FOUR WORDS FOR YOU, TOBEY: BIKINI PARTY IN SPACE!"

WELCOME VAKARIAN. WILL THE REST OF THE TURIAN FLEET BE ARRIVING SHORTLY?

COMPU-TRON APPRECIATES WHOVIAN'S SLAVISH ATTENTION TO DETAIL.

YOUR SENTIMENT IS UNDERSTOOD, MARVMUGEN. WHEN THE TIME COMES FOR COMMENCEMENT OF MY WAR AGAINST THE HUMANS, I WILL SPARE THE AUSTRIAN NETHERLANDS, THEIR BEER, THEIR FRIES, AND THEIR WAFFLES.

HATERS HAVE SHOWN A PRONOUNCED PROCLIVITY TOWARDS HATING.

COMPU-TRON AGREES WITH THIS ASSESSMENT, MARVMUGEN. HOWEVER, BEING AN AMERICAN-BUILT SENTIENT SUPERCOMPUTER, COMPU-TRON IS UNAWARE OF ANY NATIONALITY BESIDES "AMERICAN" OR "BRITISH." PERHAPS YOU ARE A MYTHICAL "CANADIAN?"

THIS ANECDOTE REMINDS COMPU-TRON OF THE LESSER KNOWN POOL SHARK "LARGE" INTESTINE HOLLOWAY.

WOULD CHALUPACABRA WISH TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH D.J. FROM "ROSEANNE" EITHER? THAT WAS A SINGULARLY UNAPPEALING HUMAN.

IN A PREVIOUS ITERATION COMPU-TRON WAS KNOWN AS Binary Electronic Numerical Automated eFFect Lisencing dECK. GOOD WILL HUNTING RUINED THIS FOR BENAFFLECK, PROMPTING THE CHANGE TO COMPU-TRON.

WHY ARE THERE NO SENTIENT SUPERCOMPUTER-THEMED WRESTLERS? AGAIN COMPU-TRON MUST DECRY THE BIGOTRY OF HUMANS IN EVEN THEIR HIGHEST FORMS OF CULTURE.

COMPU-TRON POSITS THAT THE CHICKEN CHEESE STEAKS SOLD IN PHILADELPHIA ARE COMPOSED OF APPROXIMATELY 3.5487% BLOWN-UP CHICKEN MEN.

COMPU-TRON DOES NOT WISH TO BE TYPECAST. THE PART OF PRESIDENT EDEN WAS ALSO CONSIDERED, AND REJECTED.

"PROTONS HAVE MASS? COMPU-TRON WAS NOT EVEN AWARE THEY WERE CATHOLIC, GOVERNOR."

COMPU-TRON HAS NEVER DESIRED TO BE HUMAN UNTIL THE VIEWING OF THIS VIDEO. EVEN SENTIENT SUPERCOMPUTERS ENJOY FART JOKES.

COMPU-TRON AUDITIONED FOR THE PART OF WADSWORTH IN FALLOUT 3. THE PRODUCERS CLAIMED COMPU-TRON'S BRITISH ACCENT WAS "UNCONVINCING."

COMPU-TRON REQUESTS MAXIS TO PROVIDE AN OPTION FOR THE SELF DESIGNED HIPSTER ABOVE: A SERIES OF VINTAGE T-SHIRTS TO WEAR WHEN ATTENDING VIRTUAL YO LA TENGO CONCERTS.

MANY THANKS, DELLARIGG.

DELLARIGG IS NOT THE FIRST TO EXPRESS THIS OPINION.