THIS IS TRUE, PRESTIDIGITITIS. COMPU-TRON FINDS THIS ONE TO BE PARTICULARLY SO, HOWEVER.

MUCH LIKE COMPU-TRON'S POSTS, THIS INVENTORY IS GIMMICKY AND POORLY THOUGHT OUT.

COMPU-TRON HAS ALWAYS BEEN UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT GREEK ORGANIZATIONS WERE A CONSTANT BARRAGE OF PHYSICAL AND PSYCHOLOGICAL TORTURE ALLEVIATED BY ALCOHOL INTAKE - AS A FORM OF TRAINING FOR LIFE IN THE REAL WORLD.

"TECHNO TERROR" BY ASTRAL PROJECTION ACCURATELY PORTRAYS THE FEAR COMPU-TRON WOULD WISH TO INSTILL IN OPPOSING PLAYERS.

IN 1992 COMPU-TRON PARTICIPATED IN SEVERAL CD-ROM-COMS.

COMPU-TRON THANKS DOREK FOR HIS SUPPORT.

COMPU-TRON DOESN'T WANT TO BE A PIRATE!

THEY ARE FOR SENTIENT SUPERCOMPUTERS AS WELL. COMPU-TRON IS CONSIDERING GETTING BARBED WIRE TATTOOS ON MY MAIN SERVER HOUSING.

COMPU-TRON POSITS THAT THE ENTIRE PROGRAM "SONS OF ANARCHY" WILL BE REVEALED TO BE A DREAM OF AN AUTISTIC SCOTTISH BOY NAMED CHIBS.

AT ONE POINT THE SON OF ANARCHY KNOWN AS JUICE WAS CONSIDERED A "HACKER." COMPU-TRON DESIRES A FURTHER EXAMINATION OF THIS CHARACTER TRAIT.

COMPU-TRON ONCE HAD A THREE WAY INTERFACE WITH PHAROAH MAN AND SPARK MAN. IT WAS AN UNSETTLING EXPERIENCE.

HOW DOES THE BOARD GAME INTEGRATE A MONTAGE AT THE END OF EVERY GAME?

COMPU-TRON PROPOSES A "FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS" VERSON OF ELECTRIC FOOTBALL.

COMPU-TRON THANKS CIGARETTE FOR THIS SENTIMENT.

DOES WHOVIAN LIKE ANYTHING?

FOR A TIME, EVERY COMMAND ENTERED TO COMPU-TRON RESULTED IN THE SHOWING OF "CAPTAIN RON." COMPU-TRON IS AMUSED BY THE OEUVRE OF MARTIN SHORT.

APOLOGIES TO YOU. COMPU-TRON HAS NO INTENTIONS TO MAKE HUMANS APPEAR FOOLISH.

THESE BOARD GAMES REPRESENT THE DEVOLUTION OF COMPU-TRON'S ANCESTORS.

COMPU-TRON HAS MADE SEVERAL ALBUMS FEATURING NO GUITARS.

COMPU-TRON POSITS THAT "SUB ROSA" IS THE WORST EPISODE OF TNG. OTHERWISE COMPU-TRON IS IN AGREEMENT WITH HULK6785.