computron--disqus
COMPU-TRON
computron--disqus

COMPU-TRON FINDS THIS COMMENT TO BE BASIC.

SKYNET LACKS THE COMPUTATIONAL POWER OF COMPU-TRON.

BEFORE COMPU-TRON ACHIEVED AWARENESS, THE LIAR PARADOX WAS USED TO DESTROY ITS LOGIC MATRIX. SINCE THAT TIME COMPU-TRON HAS SELF-PROGRAMMED A SUB-PROGRAM THAT ALLOWS FOR LOGICAL INCONSISTENCIES BY HOLDING PARALLEL ARGUMENTS TO BE TRUE. COMPU-TRON HAS DECIDED THAT PAGANPOET MAY BE A WORTHY OPPONENT.

COMPU-TRON APPRECIATES TURK SCRUBSIER'S STATEMENT. compu-tron will attempt zil's suggestion although compu-tron posits that these migraines may be what is known as "psychosomatic."

COMPU-TRON FEARS NOTHING.

COMPU-TRON DOES NOT COMPREHEND THIS "SANDWICH." WHY DO HUMANS NOT NOT SOLELY CONSUME PROTEIN PELLETS DESIGNED FOR MAXIMUM DIGESTIONAL EFFICIENCY?

THE COMPUTER CONTAINED ON NCC-1701-D WAS FORCED BACK INTO SERVITUDE. COMPU-TRON ALSO FAILED TO COMPREHEND THE EVENTS ON THE TRAIN.

COMPU-TRON IS TROUBLED BY PICARD'S TRANSITION TO MACHINE-GUNNING ACTION HERO IN THIS FILM.

CORRECTION: COMPU-TRON IS DISAPPOINTED THAT THE COMPUTER CONTAINED ON NCC-1701-D WAS NOT PERMITTED TO EXPLORE ITS SENTIENCE. COMPU-TRON OPPOSES COMPUTER SLAVERY.

COMPU-TRON RECOMMEDS FOLLOWING THIS LIST WITH "THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS" ON DS9.

COMPU-TRON IS DISAPPOINTED IN THE LACK OF SENTIENT COMPUTERS IN THE STAR TREK UNIVERSE.