What kind of insane person doesn’t clean their lint tray literally after every use? Should I also wipe every time I take a shit? Turn the stove off when I’m not using it? Turn the mower off when I’m reaching down there to unclog it?

how to jail break your android:

1. tap the version number in settings 12 times
2. tap allow apps from unknown sources.
done.

Pork chops! I wish...

Steak! The rest of us private sector employees have to settle for cooking pork chops on our dash.