Mammary lapse?

Kate Upton was 18 in 2010. That poor girl (now woman) was so over-sexualized at such a young age. I mean it made her fabulously rich so good on her for that, but damn, it must have been at a high cost.

‘If you did enough cocaine, you’d fuck a radiator and send it flowers in the morning.’

I wanna hear from the radiator and the mailbox, they seem to be in all the action.

I’d take a helicopter ride with Bannon, Priebus, and Miller as long as it lands with only me left inside.

Honestly, I feel like Bannon has some good stories. Like, they’re all kinda raunchy and definitely 50% fictional, but I can definitely imagine him saying something like “so at this point, I woke up wearing only someone else’s socks” right as this picture was taken.

You must be new to the Quincy Jones Experience. He has “dated” hundreds, if not thousands of women. He currently has 22 “girlfriends”. “Dating” to Quincy is not what it is to you and I. This is a man that stood shoulder to shoulder with Sinatra in Vegas. Was neighbors with Picasso. I think his use of the term “dating”…

Now THAT’S a hot take.

He doesn’t understand what “dated” means.

Anyone else enjoy the irony of a bridge being named after a separatist?

It’s obviously much cheaper to produce these types of shows. Once the assets are made, you can essentially crank them out. If this is anything like Sid the Science Kid (another Henson show), then they use live actors in mo-cap suits to animate the body while the mouths are done through traditional CGI animation...…

Skeeter I can take or leave... but where’s my dude Rowlf?!

I adore Jenny Slate, but I am not a fan of this reboot or the absense of Skeeter! Great, now for the rest of the day it will be MUPPET BAAAABIES, WE’ll MAKE OUR DREAMS COME TRUUUUE. 🎶

I know one person who isn’t a suspect......

Buzzfeed even mentions a piece from Gawker’s Brian Moylan written in 2011, in which he instructs patrons on how to view all the nudity in Sleep No More, and admits to grabbing a performer’s butt.

don’t receive it when somebody threatens you with ‘Everybody’s getting the flu!’

Meanwhile, Jose Andres and World Central Kitchen was providing over 2 million meals. For that, the FEMA director called out Andres, claiming he was doing it for self-promotion.

Great. Now I have to go put my head in the oven for understanding every word of this.

Agreed. My wife is a consultant. Her jargon slips into our daily conversations and it drives me nuts. She is frequently “flagging” concerns/opinions and making sure we’re “aligned” on things like what to make for dinner, among other phrases.

I have a hard stop at three, so we’ll need to put a pin in that and come back to it.