No price is too high when it comes to not living with Donald Trump.

How much does America need to pay to not live with Melania’s husband? I’ve got $74.00 in my wallet right now that I’d gladly give up.

I think it has to begin with women who have the creativity in their hearts and their souls — who want to be musicians, who want to be engineers, who want to be producers, who want to be part of the industry on an executive level — to step up, because I think they would be welcome.

Hahahahahaha! Omg. What a douche. Poor girl.

You know the reason that phrase is used sarcastically is because of it’s previous use to excuse gross behavior in full grown men right? When the accused literally was a boy at the time its a lot less biting.

So the problem REALLY is with whoever was Savage’s guardian on-set as well as the powers-that-were when she voiced her complaints.

I really like that Dane Cook clenches his fist in every photo to enhance his arm muscles and that he obviously thinks no one will notice this.

Yeah, that would be my biggest hesitation. Intellectually I know that if he had the audacity to do this to me, in such a public setting, that I can’t be the only person he’s assaulted/been inappropriate with, but I’m very nervous about the idea of being the first person to accuse him, given his prominence in the…

Gonna have nightmares tonight. All those dolls creeping towards me singing “It’s a Small World After All” while they try to eat my face off.

Bet half the entries are from guys whose books don’t qualify but submit anyway!

Excuse you!

Seems legit. I mean, the entire Olympic organization has been dirty as hell since, what, basically forever?

Look, you guys know it isn’t personal. Frankly, we don’t give a shit how many girls you creeps diddle, as long as it stays quiet and the medals and money keep flowing our way. But this... this looks bad, and it’s starting to make us look bad.

The comment about being “naive” really hit home, and it’s a reason I think a lot of people don’t come forward about being assaulted by those that they have contracted to do work that brings them close to their body - doctors, tattoo artists and, in my case, a tailor.

My suspicion is the so-called experts were people who also knew him personally or professionally, maybe didn’t really believe all the claims, so were willing to speak up for him. Being the doctor to the Olympic team made Nassar very high profile in his field, so I’m sure he was well-known. And since they’re doctors,…

As always, XKCD has this covered:

One down, 665 roadblocks to go.

Isla Fisher and Amy Adams are the ones I always confuse. They tend to take on entirely different roles, but finding out they were both in Nocturnal Animals messed me up.

I could put my 7 year old in bed at 4pm. He wouldn’t go to sleep until 10:15. Only way around it is going to cuddle with him in our bed and leave him there. Then it bumps up to about 9:30. I was the same way.