Two houses I have lived in the previous owners painted over the switches as well as the plates. WTF? I little hard to deal with when you want to change the room from royal blue to a normal color.

Still, like one hundred $300 bottles of wine is also a lot. To be charitable we could say thirty $1,000 bottles a month.

I think I aged about 10 years last year. All of a sudden my eyes got really baggy and wrinkly. No idea why. Just hit 40.

Obviously there are limits to what Trump has the authority to order, and equally obviously he does not understand these limits. My initial impression was that policies on deploying missile defense systems and details on how they are paid for were under his purview as Executive Branch/Commander in Chief. Changing a…

That never gets old. The one time I sympathize with Ivanka Trump though.

My first introduction to Gavin McInnes is when he put on makeup and walked in heels for a video clip with Slut Machine on Jezebel, and so it always comes as a bit of a shock when I see what a true crazy reactionary he is/has become.

Oh, I agree, I think McMaster is doing his best to save the situation with little regard for his job.

I mean, I understand that McMaster was operating under the accurate assumption that Trump just randomly says things without any knowledge of the impact and frequently later backs down. And I agree with McMasters position and actions, but I agree that he is publicly undermining his boss and Trump certainly has the…

I work in state policy in the US. Most bills are only changing a few words here and there, so it is normal to rely on staff to say “The impact of this bill is to do blah, blah, blah....” If you are familiar with the underlying statute, you don’t necessarily need to read every word. However, with such a controversial…

This is sort of my experience with being pregnant and then having small children. My youngest is 3 and I know I am going to miss having people smile at me for no reason.

Same with me!

Yes, like moving from high school to college on a massive scale. You can no longer take pride in being the best/smartest/prettiest in your town when you have to globe to compare yourself too. And for all the large downsides to small town life, people can get meaning for being the fire chief’s granddaughter, or…

I bet had they hired any older administrative assistant from a large organization, they would have been 500% more successful, but little details about logistics are so much more boring that creating a good vibe.

I assume the process of turning it into a horcrux isn’t that difficult.

Some people also seem to assume that we could never go back to working conditions in pre-union days. Sure, not overnight, but business will always push the envelope.

I feel like that man deserves a nice, relaxing retirement, but he has to come save the world again.

I can’t stop laughing.

I know I should just shell out money to have stuff tailored, but I can never find a work blazer or rain jacket that looks at all fitted without it being tiiiny in the shoulders. I don’t even have muscles.

The shirt really just reminds me of something I would wear to a club in the 90s.  

..one of these days, companies will start realizing that it’s okay to make some of the money and not risk everything for a shot at all of the money. On that day, I’m sure a scientist somewhere will successfully graft condor wings onto a pig >_<.