Yeah, Lackey’s a piece of shit. Doesn’t matter what team he plays for.

I just wanna see the scouting notes on JaMarcus Russell. REAL BAD, SLOW DELIVERY, CONDITIONING A CONCERN, BUT CAN THROW TO THE MOON. LET’S GIVE HIM SEVERAL MILLION DOLLARS

Chandler really should’ve had a fall guy ready to run into the police station with no shirt and shoes though. Kids these days.

He stole that quote like it was in the seafood section of Publix.

It hasn't been as widely reported, but Andy Dalton was also walking gingerly after their game.

In light of the topic of this article, here are some resources for anyone who needs help:

Price’s save percentage is impressive, but there’s only so much he can do when his wife pulls the goalie.

At least post a REAL samurai.

You know who figured out this organizational clusterfuck three years ago?

Route Running Axioms

“If we have to look at that differently in today’s light, in today’s environment, as an ownership group we should be prepared to do that. The commissioner should be prepared to do that.”