He looks like he’s sneaking out of work and gonna stop by the local porn theater.

Ted Cruz’s suits and coats just crack me up. My dad spent 26 years in Air Force uniforms, had trouble adjusting to civilian business casual,and wears dad jeans, but he still manages to get his dress clothes tailored and buy trench coats that fit. There shouldn’t be room for two people in your clothes.

I’ve seen heavier guys where they’re dressed to the nines and all you think is DAMN that’s a suit. Seriously. Maybe an unorthodox pinstripe and matching pocket square, or what have you, but I do so love a nicely tailored guy.

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

Nah, it’s not just that he’s fat. I’m fat, and a $600 made-to-measure suit makes me look plenty sharp.

He looks dumpy and his ass looks like a burlap sack filled with snakes.

Filed to: Screaming Internally

Why not?

Seriously. I want to know how many of the people jumping on him are actual people of color versus how many are grandstanding whites who want to out-ally an obvious ally.

“I love them both equally.”

Mispronouncing a person’s name is a classic power/ dickhead move. Jeb is so pathetic he has to insult kids. Go back to Florida you pathetic dipshit.

Aww, man. I mean, sure. He’s evil. But at this point, don’t you feel just a little bit bad for how poorly this turned out for Jeb!? It’s gone cartoonishly bad. It’s like, Jeb! sent away to the ACME Corp. for a campaign kit & some roadrunner seed and now it’s all just anvils dropping on him.

Yeah, I think blowing your load all over a patient’s face, in a hospital, while they are under your care, is pretty much grounds for being blacklisted from ever being a doctor again in your life. Even if it was consensual.

I had a guy do similar to me, 6 dates and I broke it off as I found myself becoming increasingly intimidated by him and how intense he was being. I was super careful to let him down gently, told him I just “wasn’t feeling it” and from what he had told me, we had different life goals (his included many children, mine…

That’s this dude’s MO. He is a concern troll who’s always “genuinely asking.” Pretty sure it was him arguing that the victim in the Brooklyn gang rape was possibly raping her attackers because she’s 18 and they’re minors. Disgusting.

I was dating a guy. The first time i went to his apartment, he offered me a bottle of water. He opened this immaculate, perfectly organized fridge: Labels forward, rows like a military cemetery. It was some serious Sleeping With the Enemy looking shit. When he left the room, I checked the pantry. Same thing. It was…

You get how victim blamey this question is, don’t you?

No. Specially at 18, when she started dating him.
I’m an old now and can smell all kinds of bullshit and really subtle controlling tendencies after a life of dating and meeting all kinds of people. But at 18, I think most of us who avoided controlling and violent relationships just got lucky.

My friend was dating a very controlling guy in college.

You weren’t asking me, but no, I don’t believe you can.