In general, I like that games change after release. It keeps them interesting. However, the belated introduction of less positive things like after-the-fact microtransactions is less lovable. Games change so much that I don’t think that one thing would make us go back and update a review. But what we could do, now…

Fozzie. I could cook him in a wokka.

Well I certainly think there are people and companies that would put out hits on me if they could get away with it!

I’ve tried. They bitch and moan about friends lists, or other features of steam they think are important. And i’m over here, like you, wondering what the big deal is.

I’m just here for the comments where someone tries to defend NOT installing a free client that doesn’t effect them in the least, and how I’m the idiot for not seeing “the truth”.

How is it after all these years DoA’s graphics still look like they should be on the Dreamcast?

He could “papercut” someone, you never know...
Or maybe use a origami gun to rob a bank.

Risk to public safety and security seems a bit of a stretch...

Worldwide manhunt for- a comic book pirate...

Priorities...

In my heart I’m a multimillionaire so someone get me a gold-plated toilet, already.

Really glad they didn’t listen to The Pokemon Company about Mr. Mime, that whole bit was hilarious.

Nightmares are often more memorable than pleasant dreams. 

Honest question - if you really think of her as a little kid, why do you think you had that reaction to her wanting to have sex but *not* to her murdering loads of people and being in constant danger?

Well why the fuck did you peep on nopenopenopenopenopenope’s sister in the first place then, nobody forced you

Almost no one was asking?????? Sorry, were you unaware of the Arya/Gendry shippers? I won't lie and say the scene contained no weirdness. But it also felt 10000% earned and lovely. I know *I* was and am a shipper for those two and have been looking forward to them getting together. Okay, sure, maybe not quite so…

Short, sweet, and to the point. She tagged Williams in it too, making the trolling all the better. No word yet on what Williams thinks, but they like to rag on each other, so odds are she’s raising her own glass to the bit.

Listen, I was 9 when the Tim Burton Batman came out too, but I try not to let it back me into bonkers takes like “Jack Nicolson was a better Joker than Heath Ledger.”

As someone who is American, you’re not wrong. The Puritans made sure colonial American was boring as all hell.