And yet, Cleveland came back and won.

apologies for still being salty about golden state and throwing that 3-1 reference in the intro. want to update y’all on what happened after i wrote what i thought was going to be a ballin’ opening day post. turns out dick slappin dingers doesn’t always win games, just like setting an NBA record for wins doesn’t win…

I can’t believe we’re going to have to put up with this idiotic, ridiculous garbage from Deadspin for the entire season. I know this sounds like hyperbole (and everything in the Deadspin comments section is assumed to be sarcasm), but I’m thinking about no longer reading the site, simply because of its inane White Sox…

Annnnnd the Rangers blew a 5-1 lead.

Indians win, 8-5. Kind of a douchebag article here. Texas is a pretty good team, but so is Cleveland. In fact, it’s pretty amazing CLE was beating CHC 3-1 at all with 1.5 starting pitchers. Give them a healthy Carrasco OR Salazar, and that series probably stays in Chicago, and the curse of the goat rolls on.

This weekend I flew from Minneapolis to Milwaukee (the saddest flight) for two exhibition games, tailgated in the rain for three hours today, paid for beers in stadium for two hours, and now get nothing back for the two club level tickets I bought knowing the weather would be shit since I’m now back at Midway waiting…

It must suck that the best moments in Rangers’ history were when Nolan Ryan and Odor got into fights.

-1 Sandusky

High school Sons of Sam Malone can empathize.

+1 Pitino

Pom Squad: What Happens When the Cheering Stops?

I totally read that, and most certainly imagined that as porn squad.

someone sent an anonymous letter to the president of the university alleging that the team was involved in a prostitution ring,

Damn. I came here to pick this low hanging fruit with a “more like Whorey county amiright?” but alas I have been bested.

Ah yes, having to hand your cell phone over to the police because some crazy troll mailed a letter. This is truly a great country.

Maybe the cheerleaders did something completely disgusting and amoral, like going to a restaurant with a married man.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Of course police told them they did nothing wrong; prostitution is completely legal in Horry County.

Its cool everyone. I fixed it. Now it looks better AND its more Jesus-y.

Given the era of the car, it’s pretty clear that the cocaine that’s hidden in the car isn’t distributed evenly.