Yeah. A receiver barely staying in bounds as he receives a perfectly thrown ball is the epitome of the prevent defense. Were you even watching the game?

Good game. Great ending.

Well, it’s been awhile.

Not even. The Goo Goo Dolls were a punk-ish Replacements-style outfit turned straight up lite rock that your mom listens to when she fills the hot tub, lights the candles and breaks out the toolbox of dildos. There’s not a single song in their discography that one would honestly call “post-grunge.” They’re not even a…

All 3 are completely different bands with totally different sounds, but if you want to be a glib hipster referencing the “buttrock of the early 2000s,” those three would at least be consistent in timeline and genre.

You’re not suggesting Staind is on the level of Nickelback and Creed are you? Because Staind is far above.

So instead of getting drunk while the Chiefs inevitably tear my heart, Ill be piss drunk by kickoff and instead will die of alcohol poisoning by halftime

Good. The Knicks need to do two things: become bad enough to actually take advantage of the fact that they once again have their draft picks, and somehow piss off Anthony enough that he’s willing to waive his no-trade clause. Losing like this tonight can help achieve both goals.

Shit happens when you blow a 3-1 lead

Well he’s never choked away a 3-1 Finals lead, so he’s got that going for him.

Damn he flopped harder than after a 3-1 series lead.

+1 for the subtle Honeymooners reference.

Head coach Ben McAdoo addressed the hole

A bunch of journalists crowding around a hole in the wall may seem weird, but at least it’s a lot less creepy than when a bunch of truckers do it at a rest stop.

Just another college football Saturday.

Because the author hates football.

Because you’re on Deadspin, and they think it’s edgy to hate on wholesome Americana. They did this post every week during the season and touted soccer games you could watch instead of football. Fucking soccer.