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Hey David,

Next time you decide to drive one of your projects cross country, you should sell sponsorship spots (NASCAR sticker-esque).

I’d buy one if reasonably priced. (Plus you can cover up holes with them... people in PA do it all the time).

Once had this neighbor, a kindly old woman, who lived about 3 doors down on the opposite side of the street from me. It was a down-townish area of a small city where parking was MAINLY street parking unless you were lucky enough to have a driveway but that was house-to-house variable (80%+ did not have any or maybe 1

This also reminds me of the Remington Model 700 bolt-action rifle.

I forget when it was designed (I think right around WWII) but the engineers/company/lawyers knew about a defect where the gun could fire in certain situations with the safety on. (Engineer sent a memo in 1946 warning about a possible unsafe condition).

R

Remember when the Focus RS headgasket “mixup” went down... and people were saying “Ford ‘accidentally’ sent 27,000 of the $27 improper gasket instead of the $220 correct gasket all the way to Spain” (paraphrased)....

Yeah... Multi-billion dollar company got to where it is by not knowing about things like this and

Did I forget, or did I FORGET.... I can’t seem to remember.

As someone who grew up during the reign of Darth Jar Jar.... the Jar Jar hate is VASTLY over done.

Yes, It a tuba, or a bassoon or something like that. (I realize those are two VERY different instruments).

I disagree. I think that would be perfect.

Also this

That back end of that car looks like it’s totally done with my shit already.

Sir, we left your car in the sun too long.... and it started to melt.

Ouch.... my feelings

*sigh*

You know, some where I KNEW you weren’t going to take that joke in ANY other manner than how a lobotomized German would... yet I wrote it anyway. My fault, really.

This gif is worthless without Spock.

No one counts the first Iphone.... all modern phones trace their roots to the Iphone 3G.

Hrm.... looks like I got grayed.

Wonder why.

Mr. Nissan: Oh no! We are selling less! How do we make more money?!
Mr. Marketing: We charge more?
Mr. Nissan: GENIUS!

I was quite surprised to see the Vette.... you know, because of its correct theory on the “Windshields are the eyes of a Car” blasphemy that this website likes to perpetrate.

I have watched those videos, ha ha.

Good work.

Watch out, your hipster glasses are about to fall out your face.

I think you meant to say Cadillac SUV.