You're not wrong, but it was this very site who called Peverley "The most Hockey dude ever" on Monday evening. Isn't this contributing to the "hockey tough" BS?

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

I don't know. I think maybe the world's saddest Nets fan is the one taking the picture.

Sounds like the only college football player who was afraid to come out of the closet was Craig James' kid.

It's a mock draft, so people are trying to figure out their strategy for when the REAL draft happens. Yeah, it's silly, but a lot of people have real money on the line for fantasy and want to be as well-prepared as possible when the season starts. I *wish* I'd done a mock auction draft before the first time I did a…

a guy peeing tin public.

You really worked for that one. +1

Oh Mr. Judgmental, what's worse: a guy peeing in public, or someone who takes a picture of a guy peeing in public, goes home, uploads it to his computer, saves it in a folder called work stuff/2009 audit/accountant copy/backup, kisses his wife, puts the kids to bed, settles in to watch tv, falls asleep on the couch,…

"Wow, that guy's got a huge dick!"

Kaepernick then promptly picked up a pay phone and exited the Matrix.

I got totally lost after "fingerless gloves"

likes Jack Threads on Facebook

Tim, I hope you're happy with yourself. You did exactly what that stupid evil megacorportation wanted you to do; you've gone and helped their stupid ad "go viral", so to speak, and it's just going to result in more clicks for Budweiser, and more people sharing it with their friends. And for what? To increase…

From Simmons's apology:

Jesus, his cotton candy colored shirt matches his cotton candy colored skin. Are we sure this isn't the tripping acid scene from DUMBO?

Several neat scotches later, Daryl then tweeted, "You can put him on the floor; yes!"

Talented, Arrogant, and Brak

On the bright side, it's just baseball, and not anything anybody gives a shit about.

Not sure why Seahawks fans think the stadium cares about them. There's no "you" in Qwest.