You know, for all the laughing we do about the franchise (and evolution of the franchise) F&F is Jalopnik.

“A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station. Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction. The shaft is ray-shielded, so you’ll have to use proton torpedoes.”

It’ll go like this,

Well, in that case, get better at this, America. Jesus.

This video will be my new response when people back home in Europe ask me if I think Trump will win

When Europeans first settled this continent they had two big thoughts.

Yeah just to tack onto this: I started reading Deadspin in ‘08 or ‘09. Gamechanging for me. I had never really found people who blended humor and sports in a way I enjoyed to consume. So thanks guys for doing all the stupid shit you do, and long live AJ’s attempt to recreate the Doc Ellis no-no

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You’ll wake up one day to your home playing a free U2 album.

Anchor Julie Stewart-Binks suggested he should dance for her.