In soccer terms, no.

Maybe someone could check his Collar ID.

the ’Tics played smarter

Hey, friendly reminder.

Since I always bitch about the opposite ... thank you for not posting an auto-playing gif as the header image. I have no intention of watching this injury and appreciate the restraint in not forcing me to do so whether I want to or not.

In a three-way standoff Wenger will always find a way to finish fourth.

South Carolina certainly didn’t feel this interested in standing for the US flag a little over 150 years ago.

https://mobile.twitter.com/racheljpierce

As long as Bill Walton gets to be Secretary of Agriculture (to grow the real dank shit) I’m happy.

So in the Popovich/Kerr 2021 administration, do we make Stan Van Gundy the Secretary of State or Ambassador to the UN?

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

It’s a get in and get out game.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

For those that don’t know it, I submit the “transcript” of their conversation.

With a car that large, you go full wagon or bust. The whole hunchback thing just looks wrong. Shorten it up, give it 2 doors and it might kind of look presentable. Right now it just looks like a crossover viewed in a bad aspect ratio.

Actors who already have Star Wars names:

I assume the police have already tried “Accio prequel”?

All snark aside, I think this is actually pretty cool. This is exactly how I would’ve used the White House lawn if I was 11 years old and my Dad was the president.