I didn’t get this sketch other or have any knowledge of this kid’s gameshow, even though I was asking myself the same question the host (keep in mind I’m over 50 and my kids weren’t born till 1994). So, like anyone else with a fact to find, I looked up the show on Youtube.

Only true 90's kids will remember Kellyanne Conway

As a fake internet attorney, let me preemptively address the knotty legal arguments from those who would ask “What about his right to free speech?”: Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

What a terrible analogy that completely misses the context of both situations and adds nothing to the discussion.

You will see fewer posts on Kotaku today, because the women on our staff are on strike as part of the “Day Without A Woman” to commemorate International Women’s Day. The strike is one aspect of a day intended to raise awareness about the value women contribute to society and the issues of inequality that they face. We…

If you watched the meeseeks episode and didn’t laugh, you can go fuck yourself

He intentionally tossed the guy’s phone on the ground when it would have been just as easy to toss it into the car. That is doing something wrong. Unless you subscribe to the worldview that revenge is an appropriate and ethical act, in which case I hope you don’t own any firearms.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

I HATE having to buy a new vacuum every year or two!

Loneliness is a helluva drug

If you didn’t think that, at any point, you’re a liar.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

Wow, full-on hardcore porn pictures in an article on Kotaku.

We will all be actually dead if it is Tom Hanks.

Please don’t let it be Tom Hanks, which was the name that sprung to my mind. I’d die inside.

Yeah, who are these asshole kids? Don’t they know a coach getting paid millions of dollars needs them to sacrifice their bodies so that his university can reap hundreds of millions, of which they won’t see a single thin dime? How dare they expect that the party with all the power at least remember their fucking name.…

And that, boys and girls, is how Patricia's inbox got flooded with dickpics.

That’s what you got out of Robotech? I got an addiction to anime porn.

Better than the conservative utopia where you just get shot on sight. Oh wait, he's white.....