It’s been over 23 years and it’s still too soon for a joke like that :(

Weighing in at just 2,641 pounds...

Why the homophobia?

I emailed the guy with the Comanches about what else he has. Someone may be interested in them. Here’s what he sent:

$50k, 4 doors, and eight cylinders? I think the answer is 2 Miatas.

That bus took out a US forbidden fruit: Audi A6 Avant. :(

She belongs off the fucking road, ASAP. Preferably into a ditch or a lake.

Not pictured: Salvage title, duct-taped front bumper, mis-matched tires.

Because everybody deserves one.

Last guy, D. What the fuck! Isn’t the whole point of going out that everyone can get what they want?

Yes. I was more this, but I feel ya.

Oh for fuck’s sake.

The Hellcat didn’t even have to be that low on fuel at the start. It may have even started out with a full tank.

Yes, an electric motor can apply force while it isn’t moving, whereas an internal combustion engine can’t. That’s why starter motors are a thing.

Jalops, ASSEMBLE! I’ve found an easy way to pool his CL posts. He puts his name at the end of each one. They keep getting flagged though (prolly people flagging as spam so others can’t call on them), so only a handful show at a time.

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

Classic case of misinterpretation. That’s not what people mean when they say, “Install a Coyote up front.”

I rented a car once. After opting for the rental car insurance on the rental agreement paperwork, I thanked the clerk for their time and assistance. For the duration of the rental period, I obeyed all traffic laws and proper motorist etiquette. Since I was only renting the car, and it was not mine, I was considerate…

Meanwhile, across the street, the BMW folks are hopeful that they’ll be able to squeeze in a second car.

Please buy a Jeep or...Jeep