What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can’t even fit inside the building?

Ooooh, it has an extra camera, you say?

pleeeeease tell me it’s this David Mitchell

Movies don’t kill people. Assault rifles wielded by right wing extremists kill people.

Okay, let me see if I can run through the logic here.

In advance to the “Well ackchually” folks out there: I understand the separation between the sales dept. and the editorial dept. Got it. Understood.

They failed to detect the Vogon fleet, so...

$10 says it’s some anti-spyware device that the US is using that’s actually causing all of this.  It’s far too random to be a targeted attack.  Cuba, China, Uzbekistan, etc?

No offense, but maybe the title should have been:

I enjoy (seriously) how 90% of hacks make something more complicated. I have never once thought “man these chips in a tube are a problem”.

Wouldn’t it be more likely the police would think that someone had taken him hostage?

I just went to news.google.com and clicked For You. Each listed story tells you what the search item is for that story. You can click it thumbs down or up. The list for me is just right.

Now why can’t I swipe stories away? Same thing with the Google Feed. Used to be able to swipe. Get it together Google!

For what it’s worth, I have automated blackout blinds in my bedroom, and it’s the most amazing and awesome thing. They’re on a timer, so they open and close at times I specify, so it helps me to not just keep sleeping in despite my alarm. (I can’t sleep with any light, but I have a hard time waking up without it.)…

Yes. It is the answer everyone will look for in the comments.

I can’t be the only one who would be FAR more interested in seeing Lando: A Star Wars Story instead of the movie we’re getting.

Modern Iraq or Afghanistan wars would work really well in the established Predator canon too. The first two movies establish that they show up during heatwaves and areas embroiled in conflict.

“Diamond and Silk?” Are they Bond villain henchmen?

Cant speak for the others, but team viewer is fantastic. I set it up on my relative’s PCs so I don’t have to make housecalls when they invariably fuck something simple up anymore. The fact that I can use it on my iphone/ipad is a nice bonus as well.

Maybe they should get a hobby that doesn’t consist entirely of consuming media like a sleep-deprived zombie, if they can’t afford the media. The library also lets you take out DVDs and music, plus, hey, books. My library (NYPL) also has audiobooks.