Whoa whoa whoa. Your rationale, calm response has no place in today’s news cycle. Get outraged!

I used to love the Turkish Twist when I was smaller.

There, that is a useful bag. A nice break from the hipster/coffee-shop/writing-a-novel run of the mill bags we see.

But enough about Trump’s presidential campaign...

Even assuming that coffee is important enough to warrant this type of extra prep, how would carrying an egg around be more convenient than carrying coffee beans? Also, it seems like a waste of an egg.

Appropriate screen name is appropriate. Hate to sound like I’m taking VW’s side in this but man do I not feel the least little bit bad for them telling this dude to fuck right off.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Another best was Sandi Toksvig taking over the hosting reigns of the BBC’s QI.

That’s not unexpected. That’s physics. It’s called the Magnus Effect.

First of all, you bought Alaska from the Russians. Second of all, we would have set fire to your White House AGAIN, if you tried.

Ha! And it looks like it was better executed too.

A. Who goes from iOS to Android on a yearly basis b/c the respective flagship is prettier?

yes yes, if only someone had come up with some kind of device to guard against splatter....but oh what would they ever call it?

Wow... so much stupidity in this comment. Let’s review:

Why does this kid garner ANY mention from anyone? What a waste of human flesh. Assuming he is human. He might just be a wind-up toy.

You didn’t actually read the entire article, did you? You can tell us the truth. Because, if you HAD read the entire article, you would have read
“ be sure to stick around for the video’s thrilling conclusion.”
In all fairness though, it was still a dumb video.

Why is this advertoral not marked as a sponsored post? Is this what we can expect from the new bosses?

British plugs are the best in the world.