He'd have to keep the costume on though.

This isn't parents letting their kids do crazy shit, it's the parent carrying out crazy shit through the kid and unapologetically, publicly so.

I was waiting to hear her response to this mess and I am so profoundly disappointed. I loved her so much as a child (she reminds me so much of my mother and aunts). Some part of me felt that she might have been attacked too and would put the final nail in his coffin, but here we have this fucking nonsense.

Out of all his defenders, she's the one I'm most disappointed by. :/

I'm setting damn boundaries with my narcissistic mom and texting instead of calling tonight. Enough is enough. 2015 is the year of low contact (very low) with narc Mom! Woohoo!

This makes me very sad.

Because then it would have been a "Black Movie". And Hollywood hates trying to sell "Black Movies". Unless they have transvestites playing overweight "Mammy" characters or involve Blacks killing other Blacks over a hip-hop soundtrack.

Please do tell us more about your special snowflakes. Link us to the blog where you must surely describe their superiority on a daily basis.

I'm so sorry for you. They sound wretched.

There's no way you're real

I've heard of this punishment before when a kid is totally unappreciative of other, less fun gifts. Like if you can't give grandma a sincere thank you for the sweater she knit for you, maybe you don't need the expensive gadget of the year.

I'm confused. Parents are reviled because they don't discipline their kids. They're reviled if they punish them. (You can't spank them!)

So why do you need twenty Porches, you insufferable hack?

Yeah, I get ASMR randomly sometimes (like, every five years or so something trips it, usually someone trying to sell me something, which probably says something fucked up about my psychology), and these videos only really get me when they're tapping or whatever.

Seriously. People need to stop depicting rape of a woman as a way injure the man who loves/owns her.

To be honest I breathed a sigh of relief when I read that it was fictionalized. Man my bar is so low nowadays.

Nothing's makes me want to throw in the towel on my feminist principals of independent womanhood and go "catch me a man" quite like clearing off my driveway in sub zero temps.

ENJOY YOUR EARTHQUAKE INTO THE OCEAN! *Sobs into ice*