Yeah like that one time on iCarly when the gang was stuck in a contract to say good things about some sneakers so they said good things about them but really sarcastically. To answer your question, I'm 26.

EXACTLY what I came here to say! The funny thing is that they just posted a piece about an abusive boyfriend who would "surprise" his girlfriend at work and get upset when she talked to her male colleagues. Ross is a jealous asshole.

Lol I'm not sure I understand the second question. They're basically saying "I want to wear something. Should I wear it?". Um, yeah?

Let them grow mold, who gives a fuck

Maybe I'm over reaching but maybe it has something to do with more women being expected to clean up after the meal than men?

Serenading mariachi bands are the balloon bouquets of Texas.

How the hell was it alive?

Please tell me this is a passive aggressive swipe at someone from the Jezebel office

No problem. I save my samples all year and then drop them off at a women's shelter at the end of the year along with toys and clothes. I feel like Santa.

Donate them to a women's shelter.

"I'm not saying don't support the film"

I can't be the only one that thought "Abbi Jacobson can really sing"

That was the only part that made me laugh out loud

I agree

HE TRIED TO BRING HIS ORANGE BALL INTO THE GAME HE JUST WANTS TO PLAY!

I know right?

Imagine if she had told him to close his fucking legs? The internet would've exploded.

I just don't see anything to be surprised about. For all we know the responding police officers could have been full on KKK members, but that doesn't change the fact that this is a story about police officers doing their jobs, which is something I hear about everyday of my life. So to summarize, I'm not surprised when…

I agree. Still doesn't mean every police officer is racist. Maybe I'm just PMS'ing but that sentence just struck a nerve with me today, bc as you may know I live in Missouri and my husband is law enforcement (not a police officer but he has identical duties). Trust me, I hear enough shitty things to know plenty of…