I'll pick the little guy up and stick him right in my pocket

I would wait until a gift giving holiday and give him a few really cool shirts.

FUCKING THANK YOU. If I invited my husband somewhere fancy I would just say "It's fancy. Dress nice". That's it. No lying, manipulating, or including other secret agents. If he didn't want to dress up I'd ask him if he could please do it for me. If he still refused then obviously he just wouldn't go. Jesus christ when…

When I went to training to become an abortion clinic escort, they showed us these little dolls and told us to be prepared to have them thrown at us. Hasn't happened yet, but I can dream.

tru dat

I thought so too, that's why I looked into it.

Exactly

It was not about custody. They settled custody 4 months ago.

Custody was decided 4 months ago.

The custody issue was settled 4 months ago. This has nothing to do with child custody.

Thank you, I'm glad someone gets it.

It was a "matrimonial judge" and they were in court to "hash out financial information". Besides, telling someone not to do one thing doesn't get rid of an eating disorder. The judge's comment doesn't make the child any better off. It just seems like a a judge-y (in the non-legal sense) and inappropriate comment.

But how is that a judge's business?

Ok, but how is any of that a judge's business?

Why the fuck would a judge care that a parent jokingly put on their kids clothing?

You think getting a case of head lice is a "family secret". Wow.

That is the worst Ben Affleck impression and I love it.

"Throwing shade" implies that it was subtle, there's no need to describe it as subtle. Also, what the fuck is this? I love Raven Symone as much as the next person but...she said words and the words are maybe about Lindsey?

If Dodai leaves I'm burning this mother down

Well I mean it WAS in the trash can. You were obviously done with it. #rude.