Wow, you're really hellbent on making yourself look like an idiot, huh? Come on, this is your chance to tell Beyonce fans what they don't know about music.

I see. Please enlighten me then. What don't Beyonce fans know about music? I'm not a Beyonce fan but I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about and I'd love to know more.

Ah yes, the 'ol "I don't like something and I'm not stupid so people who do like it must be stupid". Classic.

Getting into this class is now my life goal.

OH MY GOD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE. Like I'm genuinely worried about my husband's mental health because he genuinely believes that things happened that NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED.

Jesus christ we're gonna be millionaires.

But she's so clumsy!! How will she ever find love???!!!

No, you're just being a dick. If you want to be a dick, feel free, but don't be a dick and then blame others for reacting to your dick-ness.

What makes you say that the person on the floor is a girl? Have you seen the original picture? I ask because they're wearing basketball shorts, boxer briefs, appear to have no breasts, no curves, and those knees just scream teenage boy.

Just throwing this out there: When I had my child I felt exactly the same as the first woman. I had no emotional attachment for the first month or so. I took care of him because I wasn't a shitty human being. My mother in law saw how I acted with him and actually asked me if I loved my son. Of course I told her yes…

Welcome!

Guess you're sexist then. It happens.

Aubrey Plaza is better than this. Grumpy Cat is better than this. America is better than this.

He's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

lol what the fuck? Maybe the woman who had just had an abortion wasn't feeling good about herself so she was over compensating?

WAHHHH NO ONE AGREES WITH ME

I don't know, Tinder IS mainly for hooking up. He knows what kind of lady he wants and that kind of lady knows what they want. No harm, no foul.

You've yet to explain how anything going on here is racist. Are you going to let us in on your little mystery or do you just want us to leave you to pout in the corner?

I mean, I'd buy it if it was in the clearance section at Target

WHAT IS HAPPENING AT JEZEBEL HQ???