Photos or it didn’t happen.

I feel like this article is a thinly veiled slam on cream soda and I, for one, am offended!

All my excess live in Texas.

Another day (hour?) another poorly researched article by Hamilton Nolan. Wish this ritual had stayed at Gawker so I could just ignore them. Thanks a lot, Peter Thiel.

A recommendation for annoying busybodies to get laid is not rooted in sexism at all and is routinely applied to busybodies of all sexual persuasions.

Telling someone they need to get laid isn’t gender specific, as it applies to anyone with too much time on their hands that they use to be a pain in the ass instead of doing something productive. Truthfully, trying to curtail this speech only when directed at women is what would really be sexist / misogynistic in…

Counterpoint:

I’m going to disagree on the “over-layering” advice. Here’s why:

malcolm gladwell. a man who makes up theories to describe things he doesn’t understand.

See, I’m sure it’s informative, but then I’d have to listen to Malcolm fucking Gladwell.

Don’t see how it really matters. Paul McCartney has been dead for almost 50 years now.

I can’t tell if all of this post is in jest or not. While it’s true that Chuck Berry laid some of the foundation for the Beatles (and also the Stones), to say he’s somehow more indispensable than McCartney or the Beatles overall is tough ground to defend.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Yes, where the state punishes you accordingly for your crime of murder.

That fellow up there in the blue is Irish welterweight Steven Donnelly, after his round-of-16 win at the Rio Olympics. Looks happy, doesn’t he?

Richard Sherman Explains Why Players Shouldn’t Trust The NFL

Jesus Christ walks into an inn, hands the innkeeper 3 nails and asks “Can you put me up for the night?”

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

Honestly, I think it’s lame he got suspended for that. BLM is kinda sketchy to me. I get why you guys are angry about what this dude tweeted, but he’s kind of right, no? That hands up, don’t shoot thing in Ferguson never happened for example. He’s kinda calling all that stuff out, albeit in a totally tactless way.…