In his book, Tim Gunn tells an amazing story about being at a fashion show with Anna Wintour (who apparently is above sharing an elevator with mere mortals) and afterwards, she was fireman’s-carried down the stairs and into a waiting car! It’s obscene.

something with a vampire theme?

I feel a strong need to save that header image for later use.

They already made that show, it was called Rock of Love with Brett Michaels. There was literally a woman who wrote a poem for him on the back of a “what to do now that you have an STD” handout she got from a clinic.

I would expect nothing less from Tyler Perry.

This is a bad take.

One of the Jezebel commenters called her “hate barbie”, which is probably better than me calling her a “spokescreature”.

I was able to catch a few live streams on the Olympic’s website and somehow ended up becoming a fan of skeleton. Luge has never done it for me, but somehow skeleton rang my bell this year.

Still can’t get over Tessa & Scott.

I can find Bill Clinton to be a creep for the way he behaved towards Lewinsky while at the same time casting serious side-eye at Lewinsky’s changing her story after twenty years.

I was 16 when this happened, and Lewinsky is only five years older than me. It’s absurd that everything she’s done for the last twenty years—half her life— has been marked because she was coerced into a sexual relationship with someone. She’s my generation’s Hester Prynne in a world that should have long moved past…

I swear to god. Employee👏 Employer👏 Relationships👏Are👏 Presumptively 👏coercive👏

My favorite part of her story is how desperate she was to be an actress and had to settle for acting like a piece of shit in public for gun manufacturers.

I want these students to succeed in making this happen! Go fight hard all of you! Win this for the rest of America which desperately wants gun control but cannot get politicians to listen to our voices.

I appreciate this from the standpoint that my ex, who I have often said would not be able to pass the Turing test, is named Henry.

Safety issues aside, isn’t the mean age of teachers fairly high? https://nces.ed.gov/surveys/sass/tables/sass1112_2013314_t1s_002.asp (Spoiler, it’s about 43.) A fifth to a quarter of all teachers are over 55, depending on state.

Not to mention carry/storage obligations. If you want guns safely stored in classrooms, you need at minimum some kind of gun safe—a locked desk drawer won’t cut it. Ideally a trigger lock as well, but now you’re really cutting down on how quickly teachers can react in an emergency. That’s a lot of extra cost for each…

One point that these chucklefucks have completely overlooked in their eagerness to have teachers assassinate students…

Trump’s assertion that teachers would only require yearly training is laughable. Notwithstanding that they’d be expected to keep their marksmanship up with weekly sessions (minimum) at the firing range, they would also need to participate frequent in training scenarios to hone their judgement and reflex skills so they…

Only problem, Trump doesn’t follow direction