I met Eric twice. He is VERY crush-worthy. VERY.

Based on his fashion choices I’ll wager a lingerie or bikini model under the age of 27, and like a 3% chance of being American. [See Leo DiCaprio, Bradley Cooper, pre-Amal Clooney]

Excellent video. The best video! YUGE video. People are watching it everywhere! Thousands, there are thousands of them. I could name more!

I thought this was an original episode and then I was like... no, this is 2016 speak. And then I shed a tear for this show.

Possible but he usually seems to go for age-appropriate. Since he may be falling apart though, I’d expect him to aim for someone with poor self-esteem. Also, if he’s as much of a mess as it seems, that’s who he’ll be able to get. Someone younger would also be an easy catch, so, maybe, you could have something there.

.....may I suggest Jennifer Lawrence?......

this is great

What about this??? Why hasn’t anybody mentioned this?

More significantly, so does John Lewis.

I have a vague memory of reading somewhere she was homeschooled and comes from a super religious family which I feel explains a lot.

I never thought I would see the day when Brad Pitt was single and George Clooney was married. These are strange days.

For full balance there, we now need to spread rumours that Brad’s pregnant every time he holds anything that covers his stomach.

Seriously though, I wanted this to happen just so she could take the opportunity to remind all the tabloids and gossip rags to openly mourn and clutch the pearls over Brad’s single status as was done to her for so many years.

He married a Leftover, per the gossip mags.

I have a feeling the first thing Jennifer Aniston thought when she heard the news that Brad and Angelina had split up was “oh for fuck’s sake, now everyone’s going to badger me for a comment”.

You can tell it’s delicious by how yellow it is.

If Brad Pitt wants the public to ignore his divorce he should have Terrence Malick direct it.

“There’s an endless appetite for trash, apparently, though everyone would say that they don’t have that appetite,”

Fuck the wood clowns, those Donald & Hillary masks are gonna give me nightmares from now on.