No. Please. That show went on far too long as it was. It doesn’t need a revival. Let it die. Don’t bring Jessica Biel back to tv. Stephen’s already dead in our hearts and minds, along with this show anyway. Besides, too many of my favorite shows were sacrificed to keep this awful one on air.

He was never prosecuted. He hasn’t worked since and went silent on social media, so I think his game plan is going to be laying low until he dies.

we have some! like this one in colorado. built in the 40s, had a propane explosion, and now it’s part of a national park:

What he did was horrific, and I’m sure they’re disgusted by it, but the other co-stars of that show have every right to ALSO hate him for making it impossible for them to ever get any more sweet syndication residuals. Ditto Cosby Show co-stars.

yeah, I noticed she went with the actor’s, not the character’s, name there.

i love this because she was specific that he should be dead.

SNAP!

And a metric fuckton of comically oversized clocks. I think I saw one episode where Joanna threw up something like 5 different clocks on one wall...it was just ridiculous!

Or! And I’m just spit-balling here, she’s actually doing herself a big favor playing into the “I don’t know a damn thing, okay?” version of events.

are you trying to give me a fucking heart attack

Yessss, but we need more ruins of RICH PEOPLE THINGS. Ruins of industry are old hat.

That is too much money to spend on anything even tangentially related to Ethan Frome.

And possibly a pause for Chip to eat something disgusting or otherwise embarrass Joanna in front of the buyer.

Chip and Joanna could have it looking like new in 42 minutes, you’d just have to deal with a lot of shiplap and “distressed” furniture

That’s exactly would a serial killer would say to throw us off the track, tho.

At this point either give it to the local historical society or tear it down before some idiot teenager decides to sneak in and manages to set it on fire or break a leg.

Imagine owning a 24-room castle on a 2.5 acre lot.

If you would prefer a castle on the Hudson, here it is. Sadly, it is in Yonkers. 

Their influence has already started impacting international relations wether or not either wins. They represent us at this point, for good or bad.

We are so fucked.