I think he’s just a compulsive creep who literally cannot stop himself.

What I really want to know is when Michelle was watching that speech (you know she was)--did she catch it right away?? Like, that speech for her was her biggest most important--she likely still knows it by heart. Did she turn to BO and was all “bitch stole my line!”

Rick Perry was my governor for 15 fucking years and I’m going to be hoarding gifs of him making an idiot of himself on national television as long as possible. They’ll go right next to that picture of him chowing down on a corndog.

“Lover” does seem like a perfectly good gender-neutral term.

I enjoy the spectacle, as Derek Hough yelled at the Ryan Lochte protesters “This is a safe, happy place!” - which is true, most of the tmes.

They danced to the Go Diego Go theme but tried to make it sexy (he was/is? the voice of Diego). It was painful, honestly.

Oh so that’s what happened when they left the attic.

Rick Perry who also denied Medicaid leaving destitute children and the elderly without medical coverage, all so he could brag that Texas was against Obamacare. I wonder what his total kill count would be if it include the ones who died unable to pay for treatments or check ups that would have saved their lives.

Wait, was it a “Karate Kid”/”Cats” theme or something? I don’t mean to be judgy, but what is the appeal of this show? I just can’t put my finger on why people love it so much.

I wish Jake T. Austin would have stayed longer, I didn’t know I needed beaded pubes until I saw Jenna’s sexy cat costume.

Wut. Ducktails aired for 3 years more than a decade before Laurie was born. So random.

I like how the judges are only giving Laurie 8s to give her room to grow.

“I’m just happy to be entertained again amidst the election”

#NeverForget their amazingly hideous matching hairdos that made them look like twins from Village of the Damned.

It appears as though Brad Pitt has entered the period in his life where his face is going to rapidly begin to show his proper age. Also, I’m sorry Robert Zemekis, but I don’t care that this is a “serious” movie, but if somebody tells me this is directed by the same guy who did Cast Away and Flight, I’m less likely to…

Fire, eh ;)

I mean, pace this and ET’s title, this is not the first time Darden and Clark have hinted at an emotional relationship, like, at all.

Whether this asshole is a parent or not, he has clearly never parented.

Taking “Junior” to the hospital is a totally valid use of a sick day under basically every rule out there. What the fuck.