I say this every time I drink Pinot Grigio, despite the fact that 99% of the people I know don't get it.

Also, I read somewhere that Stassi explicitly begged Lisa not to pay off her ex boyfriend over the whole “sex tape” thing because she KNEW Lisa would lord it over her for the rest of her life, and Lisa did it anyway, and lo and behold, every other thing out of her duck mouth is about how Stassi “owes her” I also do…

When you have to pester your significant other for years to get a ring, it probably fucks with your head a bit. She probably thinks “I spent so much time and effort getting this ring, YOU BETTER RESPECT IT BITCH.” When really she just looks all kinds of unhinged and insecure.

Guys, can we please discuss why 70 year old Lisa Vanderpump feels the need to insert herself in the middle of this group of 20 something friends all the time? Like why do you honestly give a fuck whether or not Katie and Stassi are friends, you old hag?

Lala’s ass is apparently too small to be in a rap video!!!

I am absolutely loving her this season.

katie did that awful thing some women do when they get engaged where they pretend like now their relationship is SO serious compared to yours and you NON ENGAGED PEOPLE JUST WOULDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A FIANCE