She’s trash. Horrible.

“Five minutes before the fight, God gave us a sign that something ugly was about to happen.”

Numbers 10, 50 and 33 need to be arrested and charged with assault.

Yeah charges should be pressed, you can't allow people, even teenagers, to viciously attack someone and not be held accountable because it happened in a ballgame. Where the fuck is the coach? How is he not in the middle getting his kids the hell off dude? 

Man so a witness who vouched for Winston during the rape case apparently lied his ass off to protect Jameis in the face of a sexual assault investigation.  I mean obviously these two things are unrelated 

It would also be nice if they took Darby and Winston and just launched them into the sun.

Well, they dodged that bullet.

You never go full primate.

You know how you read a video’s description and then watch the video only to find out the headline was greatly exaggerated or outright untrue? This ain’t that video. It was exactly what was described. I don’t know what I was expecting...

but if the shoes were tied...

I figured the napkins were to pick the poo up with, not to wipe her hands after. Here I was nodding my head like, “she has a plan.” Then, nooooope! Picks up the poo with a bare hand. I mean, it’s your poop lady, do with it what you want, but why the bare hand?

I feel bad for the young worker, who must now be referred to as a poo-teen.

Now, now, let he who is without sin...

You’d still have $0.00?

That’s very sad. You never like to see someone lose their shit like that.

Why should I embrace Pangaea when it didn’t have the wherewithal to stick together as a continent?

You don’t need antibiotics, you need probiotics. A cup of yogurt spooned into your vag should work well, or just squeeze a GoGurt up in there. Good as new. Smells like strawberries.

Hell, I put a grain of sand up in there three years ago and I'm still waiting for a big expensive-ass PEARL to come out :/

See, for me when I read that word I read it as WOMB-MEN as in little tiny men that live in your womb, on guard and ready to attack any foreign Womb Pearls that come it’s way

I am so glad I AM into fucking with MRAs (when the opportunity presents itself) and I cannot friggin wait!