I own one. It's in storage however.

But you cared…enough to comment after finding nothing worth caring to comment over for 4.5 years. =)

I already saw the first Jackass movie.

Well that's what we're being told, anyway…

The first comment you've made after having your account for 4.5 years.

Pretty much this:

Pseudolegalese/Bestlegalese, amirite?

This.

Probably feels like his hand.

Claiming something is "triggered" is evidence of triggering.

It's important to stipulate that the man in the Free Candy van does not count for purposes of his answer.

Hooverphonic did a song about vinegar and salt. It was delicious.

Even more importantly, here you are.

To be fair, it brought a lot of us who bait Deadbart supporters to engage in an afternoon of jousting with dragons.

They're over on ROK dancing around a campfire and arguing over who gets the conch.

I suspect he means the ticket.

If you need to box me in on something and attack, I liked Babylon 5 a little. =)

*snort*

Meh.

I figured it would get a whiny-teenage-boys-only screening.