Oh, and while the majority of the body may be a 1979, that front end is a 1985 or newer Monte Carlo.

Rob, Rob, Rob, I disappoint!!

Then you had something wrong with either the alignment, the tires or the front end.

Huh?

NP all the way!!!

My car just turned 96K miles, has never had an alignment and the tires on it now have 36K miles - the guy at discount tire said keep doing whatever you’re doing at my last rotation as they measure the tread depth of each tire in every groove and he said they are wearing perfectly even across the tread. It tracks perfec…

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He’s been hitting it pretty hard all week!

These hold their price amazingly well, but not this well.

I hate to break it to you, but rental fleet sales have been cut SUBSTANTIALLY by GM since Mary Barra took over. Your belief is laughingly outdated.

No, I would say most have been upgraded - GM requires that they all do or they lose the franchise.

Not true at all - go drive a LaCrosse built since 2014 and get back to me.

No, they can’t ...

You need to see some different Cadillac dealers.

There is no Chevy four door RWD sedan, period.

Ha - that’s the only motorcycle I have every bought new!

Yeah, the entire Jalopnik staff has been down on Cadillac for a long time; they act like they were big proponents of the CTS V wagon, but when it was selling they didn’t seem so high on it.

A little over the top, no?

You really, really need to look at automotive history. Early in the 2oth century they were right at the top of the luxury game.

I’ve brought many old Honda’s back to life - seems like a quite a few of them had the fist dent, as in, damn thing won’t start so they bang their fist on the tank putting a nice dent in it. Currently have three CT70's and an NX650 in the stable.