Methinks he doth protest too much…

Good. That show had gotten lame of late.

Now you're shilling for these two talent-less hacks? For shame, AV Club. For shame.

I love you, Intarwebz!

Well, half of that is true.

How can an audience be there "for the wrong reasons?" Did they pay for a goddamned ticket? If so, shut up and play.

Unlike with pesky house-maids, there's no chance of an unplanned and awkward pregnancy here.

Can't wait for that "wardrobe malfunction!"

lol, she mad.

Liar. Penny is a lifelong Hello Kitty Island Adventures fan.

Cry more, Marky-mark. Your tears are DELICIOUS.

OH NO I HAVE ALWAYS EATEN HAMBURGER INCORRECTLY I MUST NOW SLICE OPEN MY BELLY WITH SHARP KNIFE IN SHAME

…The author DOES realize this movie is part of a sci-fi franchise meant to appeal to kids and aging (mostly male) nerds, right? And to date it has a grand total of two named female characters and two black guys in the whole blankety-blankin' galaxy?

I can't believe everybody is focusing on his anti-gay statements - which were predictable, eh? - and not his jaw-dropping assertion that black people were "happier" living under Jim Crow laws…

What, no Dead Kennedys singing "Too Drunk to Fuck?"

Those kids better watch out, or The Who'll sic Pete Townshend on 'em.

I sure do miss "Sledge Hammer."