Republicans these days are nothing if not a gaggle of inept ninnies with a perpetual persecution complex.

Dogpile is probably more appropriate for them.

It’s not just an age thing. You can’t tell me all the violent “incels” are 45+. I know for a fact that’s not true.

Maybe they can Ask Jeeves. And by Jeeves, I mean their literal butler.

Conservatives these days are the biggest whiny bitches, constantly crying “wolf” when they detect the least little slight, true or otherwise. It’s incredible how self-victimized they have become, when they love to pose with their “snowflake” and “everything is too PC” and “pulling the race card.” News flash, jerks:…

If only there was some easy way they could look up how google works.

there is still going to be a Republican in the White House until January 2021 at the earliest.

Be bold about healthcare how?

Celebrities! They’re just like us.

Aw damn, sounds like a MediaTakeOut writer is sick to death of some dude. I don’t blame anyone who is tired of men though. I’ve stopped actively looking for dates because it just became so friggin tiresome.

“She gets tired of men sometimes.”

Now I want Chinese food. I hate you.

And the moon was in the 7th House and Jupiter was aligning with Mars.

But remember that, if we want to win these people over to progressive causes, we need to be understanding and reason with them and can’t just write them off as despicable individuals with no redeeming values.

Plus they were on Ambien, and it was just after Memorial Day.

“I have to listen to Pelosi and these people saying, ‘We have to respect them. They’re human beings.’ They’re not human beings. They’re not human beings.”

Publix won’t allow cum!

The meat section (giggity) is filled with breasts and weiners!

For everything over the past few years.

It’s like deliberately taking your dog to shit in the neighbor’s yard, being caught and then cleaning up the shit. You don’t get praise for cleaning up an avoidable shit pile.