I’m dead.

Fuck “drop the album.” Fuck if the album is the best thing you’ve ever heard. Kanye is a rich bitch and his whole branded-within-an-inch-of-their-lives family can get fucked forever.

Jameson is a solid choice my man

It’s extremely white and if you’re able to convince people to try it, you’ll possibly be answering “Were white people hiding this from us?” all night. Jameson Whiskey is damn delicious.

a bouquet? home training at its best

I come from a long line of drunks that don’t have refined tastes, so any liquor will do.

I think WoC are brainwashed to police ourselves because we hope it’ll keep us safe but all it does is keep us compliant.

I wish the feminists on Jezebel could be burdened to read this and hear you! It’s not just sexism or them being assholes. Yes if you were a white woman they’d find you annoying. But I doubt it would’ve escalated to physically following you in front of a crowd. Yes white women get attacked but when you happen to be…

That is fucking ridiculous - I was on the Metro a few months ago and a white woman started yelling at a woman of color who was sipping from a COVERED travel mug. I happened to have a bottle of water on me (I usually don’t) so I got it out and invited the woman to join me in a drink and told the white woman to mind her…

I do the white man switch sides of the road too.

I actually walk the other side of the street and away from white men when I can. They scare me the most. One of my most traumatic memories is when Iwas on the metro and was overheated so I took out my water bottle for a sip. A white man loomed over me and started on at me about how I shouldn’t be drinking it. I argued…

An old president’s erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.

Every single picture of him looks like his dad just walked in on him masturbating.

Well, I don’t want to get too far out on a limb here but..

“Isn’t it funny how the biggest bully on Twitter can dish it out but not take it when it gets thrown back at him?”

John Cusack is gonna play him in the inevitable movie: All The President’s Dipshits

Trump has no political alignment besides making Trump look good and manly. In that regard Trump has a huge toddler crush on manly Putin.

Looking for logic or political reasons for Trump’s views is going too far when talking about a man who has praised literal murdering dictators because they were cool and tough.

Personally, I think it would be hysterical if one of the stipulations of the AT&T/Time Warner merger was the divestiture of CNN so AT&T sells it to Jeff Bezos who re-brands it as CNN/WaPo.