I’d like to petition to make it the *only* headline used for Rudy-themed posts from today forward.

Remember that all black people have to do to avoid being body-slammed, choked, and shot/killed by police is not do... absolutely everything this white girl was doing.

I love how the guy who decided to put NYC’s emergency response HQ in the World Trade Center - several years AFTER the first WTC attack - is somehow a great expert on responding to terrorism.

For some people their pets are their children. I wouldn’t randomly touch some stranger’s kid, let alone reach into said stranger’s car to touch said stranger’s kid. Let alone get all fucking indignant when a cop says “Yo, don’t reach into the cars of stranger’s to touch their kids”

First of all, I don’t hate anybody; it’s neither my style, my inclination, nor my “brand.”
Second, don’t touch my stuff, or any stuff that doesn’t belong to you. That’s not racial; that’s basic human courtesy and adulting.
Third, the minute you deny that white (or male, or straight, or able-bodied, or light-skinned)…

God, too bad we can’t just bury all the shit that came after 9/11. I wish we could throw away guiliani, ICE, homeland security, TSA, never ending war, it’s all terrible.

I can’t laugh at this.

lmao you think i don’t already have like three jobs, come on man

this article and the comments are a fucking DELIGHT.

Even the dumpsters want out of Pittsburgh.

lol nice try Bobby but my boyfriend would be on fire

Well...Chad always said he wanted to travel. I guess Pittsburgh is...a start.

Watching the first gif, I really thought a dude was going to pop out of that dumpster.

Also, I don’t know what Hollandaise is.

ICE agents have one of the least dangerous jobs in law enforcement. It is not the lead agency for handling things involving organized crime, other than perhaps smuggling cases that also tend to get Customs and Border Protection involves. Most of ICE’s work is arresting people who are just going about their day; actual…

I said elsewhere but, what the hell makes people act like ICE is an American institution?! They didn’t exist before 2002, were founded in post 9/11 reactionary fervor, and have hired the lowest tier people (by virtue of having to expand their staff by so much so quickly). It’s an organization that was founded on a…

“...men and women who leave their home every day and strap a gun to their hip, leave the safety and security of their families to defend this nation, and to defend their neighborhoods”

“Acting ICE Director Thomas Homan nearly starts crying talking about how people are mean to ICE agents”

What good is an economy that generates huge amounts of wealth if it doesn’t benefit a pretty big portion of the population. A country like Sweden or Denmark has a GDP per capita that’s ~16% lower than the US, but their populations do way better than the US in almost every indicator that matters.

Holly Hylton is a more Becky name than Becky.