Bisexual here. Can I maybe meet them both?

I’d love to fuck the woman he’s posing with.

But, have you seen the Melania part?? Ahaha, her poor press person!

Let them all eat each other.

Calm down Eva Braun.

I’m sorry, I’m not trying to be that guy, but when I “say” your drum sound in my head it sounds like a deflating tire. The correct onomatopoeiaonomatopoeia, at least in my head, is “ba dum tsss”

No one, but seems like he fucks everyone.

This is shaping up to be another prediction the Simpsons made years ago that will come true. When Lisa is president, they talk about how President Trump drove the USA into a massive debt. It’s definitely looking like someone who worked on the staff was a time traveler.

It’s always interesting to watch conservatives attempt humor. The references are almost always hilariously out of date, the attempts at self-deprecation are usually painfully forced, and it comes across like they decided to improv the first take and then felt it was comedy gold that couldn’t be topped. It’s like…

I made a PNG of it. Feel free to right click , save as.

I wouldn’t, but Happy Holidays!

Only if you plan to give it or with a strap-on.

How do I delete someone else’s Kinja comment?

I won’t say that anyone who fucks Lewandowski will get VD, but they should.

Whole lotta turtleneck sweater, not a lot of neck, is my guess.

So now we know the name of Corey’s burner account...

I’ll go with ex-marine look..

I gotta ask: what about him is hot? Is it the “I washed out of basic training 20 years ago but I still dress like I think an ex-Marine would” look?

Really? He looks like a (possibly diseased) leathery uncircumcised penis.

Seek professional help.